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You're, Like, Really Hard. (To Shop For) - Infused With "Innuendo and Truth"
You're So Dope! I Just Knew Weed Be Friends. -Infused With " Bowl Matching & Complaining Neighbors "
Your, Literally My Favorite Grammar Nerd. - Infused With " Irregardless & For All Intensive Purposes Were Always Their For each Other... "
I'd Shank A Bitch For You - Infused With "Situational Ethics"
I Swear I Will Rip Off Your Arms And Beat You With Your Own Bloody Stumps If You Text Him! - Infused With " Fuck Boy Repellent "
I Wet My Plants! - Infused With " Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space "
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused with -"An Unhealthy Level of Attachment"
I Burn Sage, Cannabis & Bridges - Infused With " Whatever It Takes To Keep The Negativity Away "
Heading Down To Rock Bottom. Let Me Know If You Need Anything While I'm Out . - Infused With Questionable Life Choices "
H.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Charge - Infused With "No Apologies"
Go Smudge Yourself - Infused With "Saging The Bullshit"
Fuck This Shit! You're Strong Enough, You Have Plenty Of Character & None Of This Happens For A Reason. - Infused With " Irritating Cliches "
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers - Infused with "Independence"
You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) "
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History - Infused with "Outrage & Action"
You Can't Kill My Vibe When My Chakras Aligned - Infused With " Sage Over Rage '
We Are Sisters. & Much More. - Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!"
We Don't Lick People. - Infused WIth "The Lies Adults Tell Children"
Warr;or - Infused with "Strength"
rial & Error - Infused with "Mostly, A Shit-Ton Of Error"
Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face"
Trust The Universe - Infused With "All Your Needs"
Thank You For Being My Affordable Therapy Alternative. - Infused With " I'm Still Depressed. (You Get What You Pay For) "
Sending Thoughts & Prayers - Infused With " Absolutely No Effort "
Shit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers"
Sorry I Was Busy The Day You Moved. - Infused With " A Really Great Housewarming Gift "
Shit Show - Infused with "Chaos"
Search Engine Self- Diagnoser - infused With " 3-Days To Live "
Project Plan-ning - Infused With " A Sense Of Irony "
Not Today, Mansplainer- Infused With "Well-Earned Confidence "
Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much.
Monogamy Is Her Something New. - Infused With " All That True Love And Shit...(Gross) "
Magical AF - Infused With "Doing No Harm & Taking No Shit"
Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..."
It's Not The 'Rona - Infused With " Seasonal Allergies & Grocery Store Side-Eye "
In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories
It Has Already Been A Day... - Infused With "Breakfast Wine"
I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink - Infused with "An Entire Bottle Of Wine"
I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life "
Engaged AF - Infused with "The Same Penis Forever..."
Do Epic Shit. - Infused with "Rebellion"
Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t - With Love "From Your Favorite Financial Burden"
Coffee 'Til Cocktails - Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism"
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"
Bride Boss - infused With " Anything I Want! "
But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days"
Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs"
Bitches Get Shit Done - Infused with "Ambition"
Bitch...You Got This! -Infused with "Positive Vibes"
All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery"
Beards, Ink & Muscles - Infused with "Spontaneous Panty Dropping"
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas"
All I Do Is Win - Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents"
Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom"
Doctor, It Still Hurts! - Infused With " Patient Noncompliance "
Yes, I Am Single. No, I Am Not Available. - Infused With " High Standards
I Fall So Hard
I Can;t Right Now,...I'm Doing Awkward Girl Shit!
Holiday Family Gatherings, "Competitiveness & Awkward Political
Holiday Work Shift Infused "Sobriety & Resentment"
Sleigh All Day Infused with "Gangsta Wrapping Skills"
There's Some Ho, Ho, Hos in the House!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest WINNER
Happy Alcoholidays Infused with "Inadequacy & Guilt"
Stop Doing Shit You Hate Infused with "Two Weeks Notice"
Christmas Movie Watching Infused with "A Coproate Career Woman "
Getting Paler Every Day infused with "Sweater Weather"
Happy Hallowthanksmas infused with "Weight Gain"
Merry Christmas Ya' Filthy Bitch
Seasonal Depression (Its Like Regular Depression, But With Holidays & Shit"